i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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