And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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