My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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