We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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