Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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