Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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