Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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