do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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