Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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