He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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