You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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