I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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