Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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