the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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