My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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