I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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