I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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