i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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