I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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