he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I pour the whiskey from now on
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