She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
