god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she looked like the before picture.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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