so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
