please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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