Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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