I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
we should paint friendship bongs
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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