I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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