BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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