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• (516): View more from New York

  You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers

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• (619): View more from California

  i wish my penis had a tongue

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day

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• (914): View more from New York

  You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?

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  We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

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  My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.

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