so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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