people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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