i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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