I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize