I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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