Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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