dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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