6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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