I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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