So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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