It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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