I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
The Olympian is in my bed
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