Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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