she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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