stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
