Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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