So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
where am i from again
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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