there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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