the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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