It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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