We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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