Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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