sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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