Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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