Non-Jews are for practice
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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