I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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