i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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