I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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