I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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