Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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